Woody Johnson is going to have to carry that torch now.

They had no idea he was there, seeing as Sager had ingeniously disguised himself as a picnic table.

"Obviously, the smart money is on "cunt" being the word to pull off the big upset."

Yeah, kief makes me laugh my ass off too.

Jesus. Last time I saw this much confusion over rings, Pat Summitt was trying to answer her toaster.

As opposed to "Fuck the Crocs," which was one of the more creative of Favre's texts to Jenn Sterger.

Sorry, I can't help myself: Gareth Whale.

He's not crying, he's just doing an impression of their mascot, Wahmses.

The polarities in Stewart's behavior really are amazing. In the heat of the moment like this, he's angry, aggressive, obscene even. But give him a soccer ball and a form-fitting grey sweatsuit, and he's grace personified.

Gorgie Best