OH MY GOD. I'm excited someone has finally published something on the sexual orientation aspect of 'Q.U.E.E.N' I've been waiting since I first heard it. I know Janelle Monae won't 'come out' anytime soon, but damn, even hints toward it is exciting. I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't about that though, the lyrics are…

LEAVE AMANDA ALONE.

Yup. I got a little lump in my throat, reading that piece. Very generous and gracious.

Dear Television:

Not even 11am and I've already hit a 10 on the "Everyone is Demented" meter.

"He's never going to want to bone you."

Last girl is a TOTAL psychopath!

Dear LW2,

As a straight man, I think I have the necessary distance to talk about this objectively. Now, obviously the political tensions between Saudi Arabia and the UAE are one factor, but I think dismissing the well documented link between hostility and repressed sexuality in highly masculized and patriarchal cultures is...…

failing to provide proper and timely medical care to a sick child is absolutely sickening. in my opinion, this is a criminal act, not a religious one. this is a helpless child. if the parents, or any adult for that matter, decides to refuse treatment due to religious beliefs, fine. but a child... an innocent child…

Edited: Gemmabeta has the parable up in one of the recommended posts. Go read that one!

Here's a small glass of wine for ya...

I'm on the lib-Dem side of this particular debate, BUT, this is some bullshit. It's a hunting rifle on a shirt that says NRA Protect Your Rights, which I'd agree is not a violation of the dress code.

You win one internet today.

Finally! I've been waiting for a chance to use this gif!

Beautiful like a lotus....I can't with this. I can't and never will. Look, go back to watching Sailor Moon porn and learning to tie your shoes, guy. Let's just agree this never happened.

So, it's pretty clear now that Amanda Bynes is having some sort of psychological event. I'm not normally the one to be all "Leave celebrities alone!" but Bynes isn't even famous anymore. She's a former kiddie actress who hasn't appeared in anything in years.

Given her relative anonymity, I worry that the attention…

Well, thats not a new thing so they gave them a new name? Everything doesn't have to be a portmanteau.

That giant picture of Russell Crow is giving me the creeps.

I'm a big fan of that cat gif. He looks like me in 100% of my undergrad classes heh.