Have you seen her in Dredd? Holy spaceballs! She makes the most terrifying, violent villain ever.

People keep saying mispronounced. Ellen mispronounced it. Travolta straight made up a new name. His name is now Javert Tromblotvent.

In a somewhat surprise merger, Comcast is set to acquire Time Warner Cable for about $45 billion, uniting the two biggest cable companies in the U.S. When reached for comment about the merger, representatives from both companies said "someone would be by between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. to explain it more." And this has been…

Guys, the Biggest Loser is some disgusting and exploitative garbage, and there are good arguments to be made that they're promoting some really unhealthy and disturbing ideas. But let's not concern-troll this woman who we don't know, and whose health we don't know anything about.

I've read about this in a fanfic. It may just be your fandoms.

I'm more surprised about the fan fic, personally.

I don't know what I'm more surprised about: that this is actually a thing that happens, or that I have never read about it in a fanfic.

1) it is called "getting a booster shots every 10 years to maintain immunity".

"My mom was def the source on this National Enquirer piece," writes Dunham. Her Fonzworth Bentley remains unidentified.

Can I get some ice over here, because we got a BURN

I need a vending machine that dispenses liquor because of that GODDAMN spider on the "unlucky beasts that were too close..." tag on the left.

Snooki be Chilean, yo.

YOU'RE a punishment for unprotected sex.

Ice-T and his dimples can GET IT. Forever.

I mentioned my ex-bf in my acknowledgements. He was my bf at the time, and I knew it was not going to last, but you know what, I don't regret putting him there and I knew I wouldn't. Even though things did not end well with us, I know that he was still there supporting me through my dissertation.

It's like someone during the filibuster saying "you need to thank your parents for being pro-life."

There is now 60 five star review on Amazon!

Oh shit, the latest Amazon reviews are fantastic:

If you go to the Mizuno website to check out the exact shoes, the colors are green apple and red. RED. Not pink. Not like that even matters to the NYT 'cause she's just some little lady in pretty pink shoes.