Have you seen her in Dredd? Holy spaceballs! She makes the most terrifying, violent villain ever.

People keep saying mispronounced. Ellen mispronounced it. Travolta straight made up a new name. His name is now Javert Tromblotvent.

In a somewhat surprise merger, Comcast is set to acquire Time Warner Cable for about $45 billion, uniting the two biggest cable companies in the U.S. When reached for comment about the merger, representatives from both companies said "someone would be by between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. to explain it more." And this has been…

Guys, the Biggest Loser is some disgusting and exploitative garbage, and there are good arguments to be made that they're promoting some really unhealthy and disturbing ideas. But let's not concern-troll this woman who we don't know, and whose health we don't know anything about.

I've read about this in a fanfic. It may just be your fandoms.

I'm more surprised about the fan fic, personally.

I don't know what I'm more surprised about: that this is actually a thing that happens, or that I have never read about it in a fanfic.

For those who could never quite master the spoon.

1) it is called "getting a booster shots every 10 years to maintain immunity".

"My mom was def the source on this National Enquirer piece," writes Dunham. Her Fonzworth Bentley remains unidentified.

Can I get some ice over here, because we got a BURN

I need a vending machine that dispenses liquor because of that GODDAMN spider on the "unlucky beasts that were too close..." tag on the left.

Snooki be Chilean, yo.

It's like she was a different person every week.

YOU'RE a punishment for unprotected sex.

I really love the author, and the series was fantastic... up until, god I can't even remember which book. I'm all for character development, and fantasy sex-scenes. But when your characters no longer even slightly resemble who they were in the first story, and the basis of each book is Porn with (some) Plot, the…

It's been years since I've read any of the Dragonriders of Pern books but I seem to recall them going downhill pretty steeply after the first few.

I'd also like to submit Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth series.

Ice-T and his dimples can GET IT. Forever.

I mentioned my ex-bf in my acknowledgements. He was my bf at the time, and I knew it was not going to last, but you know what, I don't regret putting him there and I knew I wouldn't. Even though things did not end well with us, I know that he was still there supporting me through my dissertation.