Eh, the Orange League was more legitimate as an organization than the Alola League, which in-universe is rather slap dash put together.

Beat me to it. Pretty sure they instruct you on how to do this in the tutorial, too. Funny enough, the opening FMV for DQ:Builders 1 has a part where the builder just straight up places a floating block stairway in front of themselves as demonstration of how to get to high places quickly.

Why didn’t you just aim down and build blocks under your feet while jumping?

Literally everyone who used a 3 Button Genesis controller spent their entire play time wishing they had a 6 Button instead.

Where is it om PC? I can’t find it on Steam or Epic. Oh well, I’ll probably buy it on Switch anyway.

I deny all knowledge of this comic or buying it at Pike Place Market in the 90’s.

Not quite Bondage Fairies but...I should just stop typing now, shouldn’t I?

Granted, while most of them are crap, it’s still a sad day when I see an article about a titty game and can no longer assume that it’s available on the PlayStation 4.

This one seems to be more on point:

Seriously, what the hell was even my login for this?

Yeah, same here.

I hope they will send out some kind of email reminder. I no longer recall the credentials I used years ago.

That was years ago, several staff shifts ago, several ownerships ago, and several lawsuits ago towards the parent company.

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared is lovely and was clearly only designed to help teach kids that you don’t have to accept hugs from strangers.

Feels more like a Bill Finger situation than a Jack Kirby one, reading this... while Kirby’s contributions did get downplayed there wasn’t an effort to erase them.

...and especially since these complaints are only being made now, when D&D is the biggest it has ever been, when there were all those decades before when they could have piped up

Dave Arneson got Jack Kirby-ed.

I guess you didn't read far enough into the article to see that Arneson sued TSR a couple of times over the past few decades. Does that count?

Eh, this dispute has literally been a thing for decades.  Just no one wanted it to interfere with the narrative that had been constructed.  Hell, it was a topic of discussion in the hobby shops I frequented back when Edition 2 was the brand new ruleset.

You’re not the smartest tool in the toolshed are you, kid?