16 isn’t a child. 16 is a teenager. This shouldn’t go down on his permanent record but I still think he needs to be tried as an adult if only to scare him straight.

You see, that’s how you do corruption. You do it on such a massive scale that no one can investigate it all. You gotta hand it to the GOP, it’s a brilliant plan.

“We do apologize that there is some exultation language...”

It pretty much has done the same colloquially in the US... but good luck convincing those Puritans at the FCC.

This is fun to watch regardless of the context.

‘The Blues Sure Said “Fuck” A Lot After Winning The Stanley Cup’

I had the exact same ‘organize the lunch in front of me but not invite me’ thing happen on my first day of work. Only I had started gathering my purse before I realized they weren’t inviting me. That told me exactly the type of Mean Girls I was dealing with.

I worked in an office where we had what was known as the “penis bandit” for a while. You’d come in in the morning and any papers on the desks would have penis drawings on them. I once left a magazine on my desk and the front cover was a model in a bikini. They drew a cock and balls on her. It was performing arts…

The penalty for stealing The Good Chair should always be the True Death.

I caught my boss eating pretzels right out of my desk one time. In order to do that, he had to leave his office and go to my cube in the bullpen. Then open my drawers and take the clip off the pretzels. Then ate them right out of the bag that was still in the drawer. I just happened to come back to my cube and he…

It's "Risk" for me. I can loose 7/8 games of Hearts and still have fun, but even if I am doing okay at Risk, I am probably just barely not punching someone in the face. 

Pictionary. My friends and I had to stop playing it caused so many arguments.  Nothing can make you hate someone like their expectant expression while they frantically point to a blob that looks like someone ran over a starfish which you later discover is supposed to be the United States.

A game of Monopoly can drive grandmothers to start punching each other. I’m pretty sure it’s an option for “reason for divorce” in some states

I was in the Navy and, especially while on deployment, I learned the easiest way to get two sailors to punch each other was a game of Monopoly.

It’s actually a more complicated legal matter.

So much this. A friend of mine filed a sexual assault and harassment complaint against the managing partner at the law firm she was working at and even has a recording of him saying “I’m worried... I haven’t touched you since January” and “if you decide to tell my wife or the firm can you give me a heads up?” and the…

I feel like this needs to be a note attached to every single one of these workplace harassment stories:

I saw this was happening, and look, I have to watch it, but, man.

JASON YOU ARE TELLING ME THEY ARE LETTING YOU RESET CLASS CHOICES? This is literally the ONLY thing I feel is missing from the PS4 version.