I mean, sure. “It’s not delivery, it’s Johnson” just doesn’t work.

You seem responsible and mostly sane, so I have to ask: why? What’s it all for? That’s a lot of effort to carry around something that I can’t fathom a use for. I’m not being snarky, I just really don’t get it.

A friend of mine promotes Muay Thai cards at casinos and he frequently gives me tickets. I had a first date coming up with this fun, gorgeous woman and I thought, ‘Take her to the fight.’ Best thing I could have done. After a couple of drinks and some bloodshed she was climbing into my lap and shouting with…

Re: The Concealed Carry Question
I live in THE most conservative county in Texas, which also happens to have the highest number of concealed carry permit holders in the United States. Don’t worry, I hate Trump, most Republicans, and Social Conservatives just as much as you do. I conceal carry on a regular basis and I…

He had unfettered access to free porn, but chose to go onto a pay site and use a stolen credit card. Fuck that brat.

If you want to get off so bad you’re willing to steal someone’s credit card, yeah, I’m calling the cops. Being a teenager is no excuse.

OK, depends on the kid. You’re assuming this kid is a sane human being who did something dumb. I’m assuming he has at least no regard for his neighbor and would need outside encouragement to become a decent human being (i.e. scared shitless).

I almost caught up with Game of Thrones, so I stopped binging for a while. Netflix recommended Broadchurch and Peaky Blinders to me, so in the meantime I’m binging those. The end result is this weekend I realized I need subtitles to understand my internal monologue, and my superego just called my id a sodding wanker.

Re-reading this comment, I realize I lied. I lived in Guangzhou, China in the late 90s and there were WAY more horrifying bathrooms there. That said, NYC isn’t an industrial city, it’s one of the cultural capitals of the world.

Nope. Tell him you know about the credit card theft — use that word — and that you expect him to pay you back, with interest at the rate on your card. Hold him to it with the threat to involve his parents if necessary, and follow through if necessary. A discussion of general boundaries is also in order. Unless he’s a…

Off topic but related to the “it’s not fantasy if there aren’t British accents”

I’m contributing here as a public service. By far the best sporting event to take a woman to is the horse track. Not harness but Thoroughbred.

They are called subway stations you yinzer. And you are either lazy or have a horrible sense of direction as subway stations are rarely more than 7-8 blocks or 2 avenues apart. That is like a 5-10 min walk

So to keep the money rolling in he aligns himself with assholes? Not sure how that makes him a “decent person”. I will admit that I like “Bawitdaba” but let’s never forget his biggest hit was basically him remixing “Sweet Home Alabama” and rapping over it.

Re: Jonathan

and seems to be a decent person

That’s actually a very elegant solution.

Not to mention that you would save huge amounts of money because you would have no remorse about dumping every single member of his crew. GTFO!

I found this much funnier than it has any right to be.

I would retire and move to a private island within 48 hours. If I woke up suddenly a billionaire, my sloth would go up by a million percent, I don’t care how naturally gifted of an athlete I am. You would never see me again.