Um. But I did though. Denial levels reaching record highs!

Hold my beer, there's work to be done.

He is a good host, and I would watch him over Fallon any day, but I wouldn't say he is that funny.

Dont worry. We will have Colbert in that time slot soon enough.

Conan really is the only remaining funny late night host these days.

Conan is a funny guy (and he got the Villager spot on), but the Clueless Gamer never made it for me. It just reminds me of when my dad walks into me playing Xenoblade and asks me "Are you winning yet?"

I think the reason we assume the Hero of Time is always a guy is because Zelda is always a girl. If, after all this time and seeing this many reincarnations, the Goddess Hylia always gets to keep her gender, then why wouldn't her hero, who was originally male?

I'd much rather it be Zelda in disguise than just "a female Link." I like that Link is a man and I like that Zelda is a woman. I think if we want to pursue gender equality in these games, it'd be better to take an already established female character and let her be badass than to take the established badass and make…

Any distraught mom found in these markets due to the product??

I agree, it was unnecessary.

Yeah, seems really mean spirited to try to make this out like that when really it's the precise opposite, they are mustard keen for a Heroine of Time.

That's kind of what everyone seems to be saying, I was attempting to point out how ridiculous that was.

That's like saying Big Boss in MGS V is a woman because of the ponytail.

1. The character shown in the trailer is not wearing Link's traditional green outfit

Right now, the way people are picking apart features makes me feel weird and slightly uncomfortable. It shows that people have a hard time dealing with male characters with feminine traits, and it's really telling of how strictly we classify things in accordance to gender norms. That's a shame. Who says ponytails and…

What? Guy has a ponytail and sidelocks of a magnitude not seen since 2D version and everyone thinks it's a girl.

I'd like to see a more realistic fighting game, but where the more crushing attacks can only occur after so much damage has already been inflicted :-D

Not really... Punching someone's head off is pretty extreme, and would probably require super human strength, but it's not physically impossible. Getting your head lobbed off is a hell of a lot easier, than having your head pulled off, spine and everything, with no leverage. Which is the point of the sketch.

Not so. Pete Holmes is infinite. Pete Holmes is eternal.