Kinda hard to look tough when you’re sucking on a douche-flute and the battery explodes.

Which is one of the reasons a lot mtg players are switching to EDH and Modern.

10 Modern Masters 2017 packs. At least then he has a chance at high value.

I named my MC Bruce Leroy, my team Last Dragon. Because I love classic B-Movies.

Bought it yesterday at my FLGS. Premier stores get to sell new titles early.

Super racist and home to the ratbirds has always been enough for me. STL, Columbia, and Jefferson City tend to get attention as the “civilized” portions of the state. I groan every time a politician from this state has a soundbite make it to the Daily Show, as the people here vote for three letter prefixes instead of…

I’ve lived in rural Missouri for 17 years, your assessment of it is correct.

I have made peace with the idea of Scarlet Johansson in a role that I believe she is too emotive to portray (facial movements and emotional conveyance). But the reason I will wait for Redbox on this movie is that the trailer shows a plot that I think is overused. “The Government stole her life”. I rolled my eyes when…

Every week... every week I check my gamestop preorders... every week I see “Persona 5: Take Your Heart Edition” staring back at me. I’ve been doing this since I first placed the reservation on 6/7/16. I want it. I’m tired of waiting.

*checks official pokemon store* Damn, still no team skull merch.

Every now and then I’m tempted to reinstall, but then I remember that everything after the 2nd dungeon (Temple of the Three Winds) is forced PvP.

Good, maybe now some of the Pokemon merch I’m selling on consignment at my flgs will start to move. I was pulling $50+ per week during those first two months, and then niantic shit the bed. Once my current inventory sells out I will wash my hands of it and sell easier things, like icemakers in Canada.

Blizzard has this weird shield that protects it from criticism.

Lizardman Cajun Chef (Ranger). Had a belt full of different spices, seasonings, and various cooking utensils. Favored Enemy takes a new meaning for a carrion eater with no qualms about the morality of eating intelligent life.

Might be a better long term investment than the Switch.

Might be a better long term investment than the Switch.

It’s as if he knows that I use his videos to annoy my coworkers. Truly we are in sync.

Someday Netflix will grace us with Doc Martin season 7. Someday.

Give me Rainbow Dash vs Starscream as an option and I’ll buy the game twice.

They are like a sad mash up of Juggalo and Techno Goth. Making them far superior to both.