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I’ve been tossing spare Feebas, Wimpod (named Golly Gee), island scan pokemon, and Stufful on wonder trade since the game came out. Now I have way too many Yungoos, Pikipeck, Rattata, Meowth, and Spearow.

US cities house 62.7% of the US population*, receive 100% of the focus from Pokemon Go. I knew this would happen, back when Go was just a pipedream and people were still amped up from Google’s April Fool’s joke involving a hypothetical pokemon ARG. By actual pokemon game logic rural areas should be overflowing with

Currently there is a Glitch with Kadabra and a few other mons. Any mon that learns more than 1 move on evolving will only learn the first one (in Abra/Kadanra’s case this is Kinesis). This renders Kadabra useless until level 21 when it learns Psybeam.

Kudos to you. I would join in the drinking to dull the pain, but fatty liver disease is a thing and right now I wish it wasn’t. Instead I sat alone in a theater and watched Trolls. The 3D helped block out this tragedy.

I’d love it if they could just release a patch fixing the integration issues with Windows 10. Myself and a lot of other users can’t even load up the game. We’ve done all the fixes support has suggested, and still the games crashes every time it hits the authentication screen.

My manager is a die hard STL Ratbird fan. On Halloween he was forced to wear a Cubs shirt for the day. This man will be crying today over the thought that he might have been a good luck charm for his most hated team.

Of special note, games stores have access to a limited edition version of the guide with an alternate cover.

I know that I’m late to the party, but I felt inspired to make this.

Muffin Button.

It’s the only way to save the mountain from those greedy land developers!

Soundproof basement.

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I find this “driving whilst X” fascinating. It could serve as an example for why other enjoyable and mildly addicting things should be authorized and rolled at a slow pace, say on a state by state basis rather than a blanket federal legalization.... I’m talking about pot.

Delicious blood and organs?

Someone getting their ducks in a row.

I appreciate the effort Nintendo. Really, I do. But I think I’ll just buy a pitendo instead.

The only time to specifically wash your hands in the shower is after you’ve finished attempting to impregnate your shower drain. At that time the soap helps to wash away the shame and remove the last traces of your discarded proto-children.

I spoke with a player yesterday that related a story of how earlier in the day he had to quickly run across a 5-lane road to throw a ball at a Tauros before it ran off.

Dude’s got a dark history fraught with death and conspiracy.

That’s how you show your boss what you really feel about being a ‘team player’.