But that's just it. Reading and measuring are not weird. Coloring chips red is weird.

So so true. I remember almost nothing about prom or graduation, and really all I remember in any detail is the cafeteria, auditorium, band room, dressing room and backstage, because that's where my music/drama friends and I had the most fun.

"In that case, you're just going to have to lie back and think of your cortisol levels."

Aha, thanks!

A lot of trouble could be saved if people would just read labels.

I do exactly this too, and it actually works! Because then I have to stop and think about why I want to go back and refill that small bowl with ice cream. It's actually been a boon - foods that I couldn't keep in the house before are no longer triggers for me.

What are those?

Thank you for this!

Makes you nostalgic for the days of head lice...

Wait, why? We're going to Vermont on Friday. Is it infamous for bed bugs?

Now it's your turn to calm down. I see your point. But the books already in print will last for as long as we take care of them.

Good point. In that case I think I'd be so thrilled to be there that I wouldn't mind. But I don't know - the last time I had a ticket for tennis it was Ivan Lendl and MaliVai Washington, who were about as quiet as it gets.

I can say that DH and I both keep the business washed and trimmed, and give each other status reports as a kind of availability update. (We also both take probiotics as mentioned below, more for gut health than anything, but hey, added benefit.)

What? I just hit MUTE and enjoy the match.

Thank you for that photo, I love how Nadal looks like an excited fan!

Not where I live. And 50 years is not long enough for libraries to be dismantled.

I also don't understand the hats. I love hats, and I wish everybody still wore them, but more often than not the hats on the Royals look like they're from another decade, and they can make an otherwise chic outfit look like a costume.

How about we meet at the Dress Barn and then have lunch at the Golden Corral?

I'm snorting with laughter imagining that.

Hello? What? Are you planning on rounding them all up and burning them?