Interesting! Irish accents are always good I think, my first long term boyfriend was irish, lovely.

OK, I concede, that is better, Kanye and I retreat admonished, bowing.

Disputed historically I believe, but even so, not like saying 'the bible we all believe in says I am not allowed to have sex with you, but I've been given a special dispensation to ignore all that.'

Roo-boy?

Exactly, even in cults that start out as every day churches this happens, like Jonestown. I saw a documentary about it interviewing members. It seemed to grow out of a fairly standard church, then he got more and more influence, and one day started propositioning members (male and female) for sex, but it was ok,…

I know, adorable much?

And also, this was the morning after she had drunk too much and vomited everywhere, so she using his toothbrush to brush her vomity teeth.

She was a bit of a Mary-Sue, but I enjoyed her evolution into a bad-ass.

He was interviewed on Wittertainment and said he was hoping for some major props from his young daughter, but when they were on the red carpet for New Moon (I think, the first one he was in) she was all 'Dad, move away, Robert Pattinson is over there, Dad... your embarrassing me!'

I don't know about pouncing, she's a grown adult and she signed up for this contract and is to be paid a lot of money.

Ok, imma let you finish, but the lost wedding ring found on a carrot was the greatest lost wedding ring story ever.

David Tennant, Matt Smith, Benedict (of course), Colin Firth, Andrew Garfield for me too, Jack Davenport only recently (I didn’t really find him attractive in Coupling, though I loved the show, too bumbling, but he’s quite dishy in Smash.)

It reminded me of her in 'Death on the nile,' all karftans, turbans and rolled 'Rs.'

It's not a show I've seen but there was definately room for some sleuthing.

Unfortunately 'The Boy Kookaburra' is not quite as snappy.

The very second your religious leader says 'God has told me you women have to have sex with me (or his deputies)' is the second you know you are in a cult.

I worked for a year in Australia right on the border between New South Wales, where prostitution is legal, and Queensland, where gambling was legal. That was an interesting town. People coming south for the sex and going north for the gambling, it made for an odd mix. There was, of course, a lot of organised crime…

My husband is much amused by my current cadre of 'dishy englishmen,' although lovely David is of course from near me in Scotland, his Doctor voice is English, so I count him. Of course my husband is a dishy Englishman too, so he knows it's all down to him.

A glass of pinot grigio did the same for me! I had an inviolate 30 minutes in the bath every evening with a small glass of wine, hubby was aware - don't you dare bring the baby in here unless there is broken bones or near-fatal haemorrhage!

Sensible and true, I am adding this to my pot of wisdom for my own kids.