Twanzio
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Twanzio

@DunnCarnage: It's a great concept, for sure, but the tension involved would just infuriate me, especially if I don't get to shoot any one.

But I like going in guns blazing like an action movie star.

But now that Republicans control Congress, I don't have enough to complain about. What should I rabble rabble rabble about instead?

A Call of Duty with a subscription fee is like paying for sex. It might seem like a good idea at first, but you would be left with nothing but regret.

I want Jabba the Hutt just so I can watch my cat destroy it and pretend he's a Jedi.

Please excuse my language, but WHAT THE FUCK.

@mynamesafad: "Sir, we're getting a report of a crime in progress! The submitted video is downloading now.... No, wait, it's just a video of some guy masturbating again. False alarm."

Where can I find a Stay-Puft Marshmellow cat like in the second video?

@Chris Morrison: A friend who owns a liquor store got a letter telling him the same thing. He said most stores will pull it off the shelves by Sunday.

@Michael Dukakis: C'mon, No love for Daniel Day Lewis? He drinks your milkshake! He drinks it up!

4Loko:

Maybe the problem is that the kids that originally cared about skating games are in their late 20's now (like me) and don't care to see the same re-hashed mechanics and level design year after year.

Yeah, Totilo! Boo, Fox News!

Hey, Michael Yinn: If you buy the tickets directly from the venue you're seeing the show at, there's no convenience fee. Most places have a box office that is open at some point during the day.

Coincidentally, I was playing Black Ops and accidentally swallowed a live grenade. What do I do? I already tried throwing myself randomly across a map.

The purchase of all the games by the Candian Military was just a rouse to get the truck hi-jackers to sell stolen PS3s to an undercover agent.