No one ever cared when I tried to make "It's on like Spawn" happen in middle school... It might be handy now if Nintendo tries to bill us for using their trademark.

If this is their wedding invitation, these two geeks will be together forever.

@p4w4rr10r: What's the over/under on that? 50 years? Does that mean we can make holocaust jokes soon, too?

@Michael Dukakis: You're always fission for puns.

"Fallout: New Vegas Drop Mini-nuke On Japan's Sales Charts"

I threw a tomahawk into the air,

So, Amazing Bulletstorm Screwdrivers for lunch then?

@gstar: Isn't it always? Oh, Liberal Media, you so crazy.

I would have loved to hear that aha conversation.

Wow, that's well done. The locker room shots really added to the "in the butt" vibe.

Can I at least tell Kinect to confirm things by saying "Make it so"?

@The Squalor and the Fury: Brunette all the way, and I'm usually one for the blondes.

Screw gold, I'm investing in Hershey bars for my retirement.

I don't get this game. Is it like The Sims but focused on dating?

@D-K: "Cornucopia: Where Jimmy cracked corn and NO ONE CARED!"

@a sexy hot dog: And check text messages. And possibly get FB and Twitter updates. I likey.

@egnaro: I think its been on life-support ever since the Bed Intruder explosion.

When does the next batch of games come out for it?

@Lando Calrissian (This deal is getting worse all the time): You Are Not Alone in that assessment, but you may not Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' with the "king of pop".

Quark-Gluon Plasma is the name of my next band.