When I read the title of the article, I picture Dynasty Warriors with a spell ability. THAT would be awesome, however this still sounds interesting.

@gun6slinger9: I'm not. She was hot for about 8 months and then everyone realized she's kind of a bitch and has funky thumbs.

@5speed: You mean Shenanigans?

After researching the stats, the developers decided that your character in Mafia III will have a Playboy centerfold instead of a head.

I'm glad they didn't show the video of the guy who saw they demon and continued fapping anyway.

Thanks for getting the Katamari song stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Na Naaaa...

Hope you don't like playing online, because all it takes is one firmware update to un-hack your system.

Their website is being murdered by all of us clicking the article link. I really wanted to see what that fat, grey Iron Man is all about.

Nice design, but the content needs to be interesting, too. Style over substance can't work for everything, ya know. Most things, nowadays, but not everything.

Good job, Rockstar. Don't let it turn into Borderlands.

@FriarNurgle: It also comes with gigantic calves from pedaling everywhere.

@Nitesh Singh: Holy hell, I should have bought some Google stock back in the day.

@etchasketchist: That's the part I hate, though. It's all just a cash out with the sacrifice of his artistic integrity, IMO.

Dear Snoop,

@Kooberz: A friend has had a Fantom HDD for about a year now and he's had no complaints.

That is an AWESOME price for Elder Scrolls Oblivion if you haven't played it yet. I've gotten at least 150 hours of play out of that game and I can still pick it up every once in a while to explore dungeons and still have loads of fun.

@Manly McBeeferton: Quiet, poor kid. Now go beg for some change outside of 7-11 so you can get Elder Scrolls for $7.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: That movie made drugs look really fun and cool for the first 45 minutes.

@Izod517: Boo-urns. I'll stick with Netflix.

Blockbuster including games in their mail order service is seriously making me consider joining.