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Right, Princess Peach just so happens to get kidnapped by Bowser every few months and waits for Mario to "save" her.

Two words for In-n-Out: Animal Fries.

"Fiendish Phishers Finagle 400 Finn's Furniture in Habbo Heist Hubbub" would have been my tagline.

@Cool Story, Bro: Nah, I always go with headslam.

That's funny, I want to do the same thing when I hear people butchering a Tom Petty song.

That was great! It's likely a lot of people there had no idea what that song even was, but it sounds good with the organ.

de Blob was a fantastic little puzzler game. I've gotten more play out of that than most of my other Wii games combined.

@mphz: Well, then perfect! The only "vehicle" I've seen is a wagon pulled by 1 to 4 horses. It's the old west so it's only horses.

@katie.scarlett.o'hara: This is so filled with awesomeness, I don't know what else to say.

I haven't played two days a week since I quit playing MMOs way, way back in the Everquest days of the Shadows of Luclin expansion.

@mphz: It depends on what you hated about GTA. The aiming system and other things are similar to GTA, but there's a lot of small changes that make this way better.

Fan-freaking-tastic game. Similar gameplay as GTA but a completely different vibe for the whole thing. Galloping along the trail is almost as fun as shooting the hats off of Mexican soldiers. If you even remotely liked playing GTA, you must pick up this game.

@Deanb: I'm still waiting for my Sawyer and Miles buddy cop show.

@dancerevolution: Yup. Most straight guys I know only find Charolette even remotely attractive. And even she's starting to push it.

This whole article makes me glad that I started wandering over to Jezebel. I have disgustingly hilarious stories to tell for the rest of the week.

I plan on playing the first play-through as a good guy. Help everyone, do the right thing, high moral values. I'm the nicest, most honorable guy in New Austin.

@Armagetiton: Meh. Opinions: you're entitled to one. My opinion (and that of the picture in this article) is that Fallout 3 was a great RPG.

@Curves: Maybe the culture clash is what they're hoping for?

@Armagetiton: What was wrong with Fallout 3? I thought the post-apocalyptic atmosphere was great. Discovering what the hell was going on in that wasteland was just as fun as shooting radiation zombies in the head.