Wow. I would've used the hammer even before the first "Never gonna give"... #dantesinferno

Oh, Chrono Trigger, where for art thou next-gen remake? #chronotrigger

@RaptorJesuz: Key words: "I live with my parents". #fightinggames

Hills + Snow + Mountain + Pine Tree = just about any place in the frickin world.

@mexfreak86: Same here, except I got the tar ball for Ubuntu. #worldofgoo

Wait, potheads enjoy video games?

I've never seen people get so worked up over Hello Kitty Island Adventure 2. #crime

Not bad. I have been wanting Uncharted 2 and Borderlands... throw in Brutal Legend for free and you got yourself a deal. #bestbuy

@hot_heart: I'll see you at the Darwin's Dilemma premier this weekend, Grandpa. #timschafer

If I didn't have to drive 30 minutes to get away from the city lights, I would be all over this. #photography

I've been going to gamefaqs since way, way back in 2001. I've considered writing some FAQs myself, but I end up smoking too much pot and playing Katamari Forever for 3 hours straight instead. #walktroughs

Unrelated to the topic but: Where can I find a higher resolution copy of that picture? #virtualconsole

Bill Nye is a pimp. I knew there was a reason I looked up to him as a kid. #autotunecarlsagan

Man, this took me back to my own painful EQ addiction of 2002. It's always great to know that you're not alone in the silliness of MMO addiction and that dark clouds of Norrath can have silver linings in the real world.

The aluminum foil doesn't leave a bunch of scratches on the metal? #cleveruses

The land of my long lost forefathers vanished? Did they at least leave any trace of Volvos or modular DIY furniture?

@Ps360facepunch: New invention called tape. Google it.

@Pyrefly: Everything MUST be MMO now, which pisses me off to no end. When I see MMO, I think 300 hours of playing with no real progress and endless hours LFG.

I like everything you're saying except for the keyboard part. I have no problem typing on the virtual keyboard with my G1.