Have fun and find somebody to have sex with.

Look in to my eyes and see your death by my hand.

TING* Puray Staison

PC or GTFO.

Always play with a friend! It's boring playing alone :\ ... and hard too.

I don't even... Wanna-be gang banger?

Junkie... nuff' said

Acts like a cop. Is actually a convicted murderer.

Must-Play Story!

Pot-heads story.

Whipyoursladea

If this post ain't a cry for help that we want GTA 5 on PC I don't know what might be.

Don't listen to annotation 1. If this game has the classic CS feeling to it. It's a-OK is my book.

Hello. No... it's not Half-Life 3.
It's Get-a-Life 1. by Gabe 'Cantcounttothree' Newell

Guard: I use to be a crow like you Jon Snow... then I took and arrow to the knee.

Jon Snow:

Honest opinion. The Original just looks more... normal than this.

It's so ironic that you say that. But it's your opinion, and you can voice it. You silly mongoose.

Such Irony. If only you knew me.

The Wii wins my dick on this one.

Works both way. Except calling it a barrel :D