The Viacom-owned cable network has tapped Melanie Field, Brendan Scannell and Jasmine Mathews to take on the roles of the three Heathers from the 1988 cult hit, The Hollywood Reporterhas learned.

...did I miss something? Who are Mathews, Scannell, and Field?

Compared to Trump, bobby newport is a sweetheart

Well, this nasty woman just finished filling out her absentee ballot (for a toss-up state with a competitive Senate race, natch) and is enjoying a nice glass of whisky. So enjoy it while you can, you pumpkin-faced loon.

i’ve seen that one

Breaking news: white man with lots of privilege cannot handle losing contest. Just wants things handed to him.

I think if Donald Trump’s nomination has shown us anything it’s that voting is a flawed system because it relies on an informed electorate.

I can’t in good conscience vote for Trump either, so I’ll be voting for my nana.

This election is so exhausting

“Yeah, Republican men telling women, including fellow conservative women, to sit down and shut up has been another theme in this election since forever.”

Yeah, Republican men telling women, including fellow conservative women, to sit down and shut up has been another theme in this election.

Seconded. Sure, we all loved her takedown of Newt, but it was like seeing Alien vs. Predator. No matter which one wins, it was going to immediately turn and attack you next.

Relevant

.

DROP. THE. FUCKING. MIC!!

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

I just saw a county commissioner on Rachel Maddow in one of the most important swing counties in one of the most important swing states (Nevada) going on about how he calls the Trump campaign every day, asking for hats, signs, bumper stickers, ANYTHING. Not even people to come help or an office with staff. He never…

Goop can sing extremely well! Saw her do Sexual Healing at the Brass Monkey Bar in Los Angeles, a long time ago. Woman has pipes. Serious pipes. I seriously have no hate for that woman, especially after that drunken night. She’s whatever, .... But I’d go see her sing!!!!

Flash backs of sitting through high school talent nights. But with Beck and Coldplay, so weird high school fantasy-nightmare

I’ll have you know those aren’t just any pajamas. They’re vucana wool. From a sheep that can only be shorn every 3 years by a blind farmer deep in the woods of Brigadoon.