/while everyone is arguing, palms cash from the bank

Ironically, the game Monopoly is a rip-off of The Landlord’s Game, a game that teaches the dangers of unchecked capitalism that was designed by a woman.

Every writer and director who wants to make a biopic should be forced to watch Walk Hard at least 5 times before they’re allowed to proceed.

Trying to justify it by saying these are “industry-standard established ranges based on experience” is especially fucked-up, given the strength of their resumes. He had one movie screenwriting credit and one “story by” credit prior to Crazy Rich Asians. She’d been writing for television for two decades. It’s a flimsy…

Yeah, I’m suspecting that was a former agent. Marvel’s hiring Tessa Thompson, so they’re clearly not all that bugged about out LGBTQ individuals starring in their productions.

Cathy is baptist garbage and they donated 2 million of the profits they made from the store to anti gay groups through the Winshape foundation.

Actually Dean and Jess end up together and run an inn in Vermont. over Logan with a steamroller.

Actually Dean and Jess end up together and run an inn in Vermont. 

Some of the best and most well-known films in the genre—Goodfellas, The Godfather, The Untouchables—barely have women in them at all.

And we’re done.  Move along folks.  Show’s over.

That’s HEDLEY!

Sorry, this is a much more accurate comparison:

Let’s assume that this was actually a problem for her, and that she didn’t figure out a way to finesse $100 from every Becky, Becki, Rebeckah and Bex on Earth that discredited an entire culture. Let’s say this was genuinely a problem and solution she came up with completely independently...

OK, I’m laying $10 on some white lady reinventing the washcloth in the next 60 days.

I got in free to the 91' Lollapalooza cuz my friend worked at a radio station in Dallas.  Great freaking show.  Janes’. Siouxie, Living Colour, NIN, Ice T, Butthole Surfers and Henry Rollins Band.  

“Open Rifts: Don’t Do It!”

Murray totally has cameras in every room of his house and totally encourages people to fuck in there so he can watch.

Yeah she has great moments of humor where she is joking or being sarcastic or taking the piss when it comes to Hopper being... Hopper. But also her yelling at people is very funny too. Her dedication and perseverance also round out a very well constructed character.

That whole series of articles is hilarious, but I also particularly like his letter to Elton John from NASA:

It feels kind of mean to post this here, after reading about what a sad-sack Criss is, but I feel obligated to link to John Moe's Pop Song Correspondence whenever the opportunity arises: