This is why I have “Hutt Slayer” on a back patch on my jacket. Long live General Organa.

Also rolling with a photo without a model release is a legal no-no. So the cos-play gal has the right to control the commercial use of her own image. Basically the cos-play has nothing to do with any of this.

Well, THAT’S gonna be in my head the rest of the day. Much thanks.

The speech so nice, he liked it twice!

True dat! I used to get a reoccurring chinple, it was violent! Gave up dairy, and it never returned.

This video is about 4 minutes longer than it needed to be and I still don’t know what they stuffed the damn things with in the end? Is it tuna salad? Tuna with corn and peppers? What is WRONG with these people?

You didn’t get out much in the 80s either?

Ceramic cup suggests Sam, although a coffee cup would have been better. Sam was a recovering alcoholic who always drank coffee behind the bar. Collared shirt is also more Sam than Woody. God, I am old and I didn’t get out much in high school.

I use earbuds for phone calls, headphones for music. I'm crazy like that.

Oh come on now, that’s part of the Great American Songbook

Just curious, does this make the $35k a tax deductible event now? I know, I’m evil, but if anyone knows I am sincerely, albeit cynically, curious.

Drinking water upside down always works for me, but I've never heard of the knife on the nose part, that's just silly!

I color for a living. I’m not a lawyer. And I thought it was a completely crappy practice. I was just sharing my experience.

When I worked for a national housewares company a few years ago the buyers would flag items in catalogs or on Design*Sponge, etc. that they liked, bring it to the designers and tell us to “change 3 things so we don’t get sued.” F21 added an arrow head and two feathers to the “I” so I’m guessing they are following the…

My son used UberBlack to take his date and her friends to the prom. It cost $25 to get there because he got $20 off for his first ride, and he looked like a mack. They took regular Uber home because, let’s face it, after prom is over, who are you trying to impress? The kids got there and back safely and we didn’t…

The cruelest tease ever, like the season 4 opening episode when Mr. Sheffield took back his Paris, “I love you.” Crushing.

The link to the comment (and two pics to illustrate) is http://jezebel.com/her-facial-str…

I’m not a jerk, I contribute quality commentary. I figured out that Chelsea Clinton looks just like Bill’s mom the other day when Jez posted that baloney story about the poor girl being the result of a Hillary/Hubble affair. I’m good people. I’m still grey. I have decided that it’s like a game of duck-duck-goose and…

The invisible worm? You mean boob tumors are caused by worms, not birth control pills and abortions? Get out of town! No seriously, what is the invisible worm? I’m completely freaked out by this. I feel itchy.

Aww, but when the cast of Lion King or U2 do this we’re all jizzing links all over Facebook and Twitter? They’re just living in the hellscape we’ve created.