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1st Gear: “Porsche has been sort of an odd duck in the VW universe”

Seems like he could have benefitted from a full face helmet with a visor, or at least some goggles.

We need to get this dude an Insta 360 camera so he can mount it on a selfie stick on the nose of his toy and concentrate on driving

I have one and it is a blast

That has to be WARM sitting 2 feet from that glowing metal.

And why can’t I FF or RW? And why is there always shitty and completely unrelated music over it? The videos/reels/whatever they are truly suck.

Why can’t I see how long an instagram video is?!

OMG that last line was like a Norm Macdonald punchline.  well played LOLOLOL

One of the businesses I do consulting work for is all in for this. They are getting all their employees headsets so they can hold ALL their meetings in HW. They also want to conduct job interviews with new candidates on there too. When I told them it was dumb to want someone looking for a job to invest in a $300 VR

The question asks for “cheap car” and my man posts a $100k flagship

Super glad these options exist for folks who like to play this way, but also very glad to have them turned off so I can get lost in the world. Options for everyone!

Looks like I’m going to have to start H:ZD on PC soon, so I can be ready when this game gets ported.

This is the answer. And you can go back several generations too. The interior and build quality of the Mazda3 is far beyond what anyone else is doing, and will even put some of the actual “luxury” makers on notice. Even my 2004 Mazda3 from eons ago had a better interior that a friend’s 3-Series did at the time - at

Any current model year Mazda that isn’t the Miata.

this might be the worst listicle yet, keep it up guys! 

The Veyron never was a looker, but my, that design has not aged well. The interior is fine, but the exterior, and especially the wheels, do not look like a million bucks. 

Pretty sure that’s a lambo, dude

And yet I don’t see six daily articles about Ford and how it’s destroying the world (a la Tesla)…

It’s a play on the question of how a dog would wear pants meme.

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Suppose he takes his face and hands off when he sleeps?

I wouldn’t be surprised if they put all of their animated offerings on streaming only, save for the Oscar contenders.