TurtleFace
TurtleFace
TurtleFace

-Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
-Because it’s a little meteor!

TRIM YOUR VIDEOS PEOPLE!!!

Your car is cool and they can piss off.

Fucking today! I have a 1965 Mustang Fastback that came originally with an inline 6. I decided to keep the inline 6 because a) it’s wierd, and b) I get tired of seeing the same shit at every cars and coffee. Anyway, I’ve been upgrading this thing for a while now (AL head, Fitech’d, V8 suspension, T5, etc.) and decided

So someone hammered your Volvo and gave it drugs?

Most car insults seem to revolve around masculine insecurity.

Good response, but that car is quite lame.

“Of course it is, baby girl. Want to call me Daddy in the backseat?”

Harlequin +1

You’re collateral damage from the Miata.

*article’s

Let’s just say I drive this....

As soon as I read your comment, I knew it was written by a retard.

The hell does that have to do with anything?

Decided wanted Flex. Sent pic of Flex to wife. Text back: “hearse!”

Prototype of the upcoming Morgan SUV seen in testing.

HORSE SNAKE PLANE