No, don't EVER put on your hazard lights while driving down the road. This eliminates the ability for people to see your indicators, or even your brake lights if you're driving an American car (most likely). It's such a terrible idea and I hate it when people do that.

Meh. I'm of the opinion that if you're still on the road, you should leave the blinkers off. When I see blinkers I'm thinking disabled car, let me move so I can avoid them.

"everyone slows down and puts on their hazards"

Modern traction control made one of the top ten lists for new car features that rule (obviously not a direct quote), and for anyone that hasn't used it, the capabilities are impressive.

I know! I can't wait to see what other crazy comes out of this! This is better than a story beginning with "A Florida man."

No shit

People who are never going to get a movie made.

WHARRGARBL.....that's what the guy in the Allison Williams video said.....

"OH SHIT I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING" - Maserati

Fancy paint didn't save TVR.

Can't understand how you don't understand people live and enjoy different lives than yours..

I'm an old grump and just cannot fathom how kids think this shit is funny. They are LITERALLY putting peoples' lives in danger let alone wasting valuable Community resources to respond to these fake calls.

Torch, sometimes I think you might just be a guy who somehow got access to Jalopnik's passwords and has been engaging in a low-level troll campaign ever since.

Wake me when I can see it in a showroom.

Scion FR-S shooting brake? Scion truck?

Could Scion make a hot hatch and sell it in the US?

Now there's this. An even more modern interpretation that's not only going to race, but Ford says it into production next year. NEXT YEAR.

Ecoboost? I take it all back. Ford should be using their new sexy flat plane V8 with some kind of kenetic or electric power boost. Damn you Ford for putting a V6 in the GT, damn you to hell.

Are you from Kotaku?

Is this bait? This has to be bait.