TurtleFace
TurtleFace
TurtleFace

What I wonder is if there will even be a second generation.

Fantastic catch, but honestly that was just a bad throw. There was so much field to work with and the defender was so far behind I would have floated it way more.

I hope she outsells every other Porsche model!

Ahh I see. You’re an enterprising flipper, not an Aspiring masochist.

5???

215s on a 9.5 in wide wheel?? Isn’t that like putting Prius tires on a Viper?

Kimi Rosberg was really making a push at the end!

Results, according to David Hobbs.

I went to HS with one of the drivers of the 16 car, he explained it like this:

It's a wonder that these people even made it out of their driveways. I wonder how these cars are unscathed before the videos started??

I did the same thing! My 10 year old self had an R&T subscription too, and for the next 5 years or so I would cut the covers off the magazine and made a collage covering my entire bedroom. Wish I had a picture...

We've already seen him in the ultimate driver's car:

Wow I did NOT see that coming!

Mostly I was just messing with you, but regardless I love the revvy engine.

Probably whp

Actuallllllly it probably does make about 170 at 5000 rpm, it just keeps going after that. =D

I actually find it absurdly amusing the amount of people who read this satirical article and subsequently didn't recognize it in this post. =D

Actually, I believe that was over YOUR head.

That guy is just having all the fun.