TurtleFace
TurtleFace
TurtleFace

Mostly I was just messing with you, but regardless I love the revvy engine.

Probably whp

Actuallllllly it probably does make about 170 at 5000 rpm, it just keeps going after that. =D

I actually find it absurdly amusing the amount of people who read this satirical article and subsequently didn't recognize it in this post. =D

Actually, I believe that was over YOUR head.

That guy is just having all the fun.

H&K G36C, correct.

Need this picture... without the license plate...

That definitely says "TURDO" on it. Car must have went like shit.

Location location location

eh, I got my fully loaded BRZ for 26

These instances may not be drastic but it's still definitive proof that out on the roads, everyone is out to get you.

Presently, I pray the perpetrators of this particular pizza payment problem properly proclaim their poor practice posthaste and progresses by propitiating the parlor with polite purchases.

Presently, I pray the perpetrators of this particular pizza payment problem properly proclaim their poor practice posthaste and progresses by propitiating the parlor with polite purchases.

Pizza puns possess a power over my presence. Praises to the pizzazz of your phrase play!

Here's what happened: the coven of dipshits who collectively sell cars as the F&R Auto Sales dealership in Westport, MA ordered some pizzas and soda. The total came to $42 bucks. When the pizza guy showed up, they handed him two $20 dollar bills and two $5 dollar bills. Those of you with advanced math degrees will

That's... well... you know, actually I'm okay with this!

When it comes to sports cars and steering wheels, the less buttons the better. There's just too much going on here.

Writes article about interior.