In the book Infernal Devices by K. W. Jeter, the main character says, at one point, "Sanity so often consists of knowing what not to think about."

I'm not sure which would be more depressing: the unfriend notifications themselves or knowing I installed a plugin just to track them.

Are we the baddies?

"Sir....do you know you were doing twice the legal road speed?"

If they are a reputable business, they need those things for HR reasons. Everywhere I have ever work has asked to copy my ID and SS card. It is definitely the right thing in an establishment that sells alcohol, since most Alcohol control boards require it.

Eh, my cat's already got pretty cool armor.

Let's see how that leather armor stands up to real armor:

Dogs already have readily available commercial ballistic armor. Not much use for medieval armor equivalents when you can purchase armor with ballistic, stab, and slash protection.

It's leather tanned with tannins, i.e. plant matter.

"and et voila"

Add a helmet and a saddle section, and et voila:

I should get armor.

what's the DEAL with all these Seinfeld posts?!?!

Stop the mothafucking press! Are you telling me that Iran — Iran*, a country ranked #88 on the "Quality of Life Index", compared to the US's #13 — offers nine months of maternity leave and two weeks of paternity leave? But I only got 8 weeks and Mr. Nom had to use vacation, despite working at a fancy research lab when…

Bring a towel.

this is so heartbreaking