Bender's Big Score.

Don't know about the greatest, but certainly the longest. A 50-year series about the theft of a semi-functional time/space machine.

I prefer Trash myself, for a couple of reasons:

Zaphod stealing the Heart of Gold. I don't have a clip, to I posted the text from the book below.

The heist that created a legend:

Gotta go witth Neuromancer

If not the best, definitely up there.

This one was better.

Whoa, behold the internet tough-guy! Bah humbug to you too, mate! May Santa bring you a sense of humor next year...

Very interested! If christians wanted to convert me they'd just have to set the bible 2000 years in the future.

Yes, it was nearly 6000 years ago. The Moon was much closer.

In case your interested:

Talking smack in a fight is a good way to lose. Winners hum the fight music from Star Trek.

Any time there's a prophecy, "chosen one," or fate involved, you can be sure the script is a fat wet stinking load. It's usually the filmmakers' way of making sure everything works out just the way they said it would, without having to bother with an actual plot or character development.

Pretty sure stabbing someone with a moldy cheese smeared knife constitutes biological warfare

I think a lot of this has to do with the execution too. More specifically the balance between showing off a rich world and focusing on character development and interaction. I think Game of Thrones hits that nail right on the head. Its an epic world where epic things are happening, but the focus isn't on that, its…

Fuck you and your fruitcake, gran-maw-maw! Let's Dance!

I am very skeptical of the accuracy if this map.