FatFingers, linked in the article above, is a web app for the same thing.

Is there a web site that does something like this, versus a phone app?

You shasta be kidding me! We were just getting started...

Hey, man. That's Josta the free market at work.

That surge pricing must have been a real jolt to customers...

"cyborg bronies"

Be honest, you don't really hate to nerd out, do you?

I'd rather Google have it than the DoD (Department of Defense). Google bought the tech just to piss off the government. I bet the heads at Google were like "So, you wanna snoop around our data centers and then gag order *us*?! Well, were going to develop a Metal Gear to fuck all that shit up!"

Mysterious barges surrounding the country, metal death horses, fiber optic landline connections...

It's exactly like Ghost in a shell, cause corporations here in America are people.

I for one welcome our... *CRUSHED BY ROBOT HORSE*

Bring it on.

Actively looking for your "ideal" is a dangerous way to begin a relationship since the person you've dreamed up probably doesn't exist. Make some friends with similar interests and eventually "you'll meet someone who has a secret special skill and you can eat pizza ice cream together".

That's because "homophobic" isn't the right word to describe you. A more accurate word is "bigot", "asshole", or "anachronism".

The samples with him seem great, though I worry they're blowing a huge chunk of their budget on him.

Please... When they said writers they were thinking about this.

I dunno. You tell me:

I'm a comfortably straight male, and I still might hesitate to resist.