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Does it still work once you identify the flying object?

Holy crap, this one is awesome:

Parodic Amazon reviews are an underappreciated art form.

A couple of other people have asked me about this too. The psychologist whom I quoted above, on grammar humor, noted in her article that all forms of grammar humor — including LOLcat and All your base — are in some sense xenophobic. They are always laughing at the person with bad grammar, not with them. So doge would

Did Steve tell you that? Steve....

Flows that flow like phosphorous
Popping off the top of this esophagus
Rocking this metropolis
I'm not a lost water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?

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The Venture Brothers theme is inspired by jazz, classic cartoons and pulp imagery. I always appreciated that they flashed the title card at the end of the episode. They also have some of the best show openers, (Everybody's Free and Mars the Bringer of War). Obviously, nothing compares to the Simpson's couch gag

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"Now, the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together. It's Arrested Development."

How is this the first Godzilla trailer ever? MEREDITH WOERNER, YOU ARE TECHNICALLY INCORRECT, THE WORST KIND OF INCORRECT.

What is The Onion gonna do if we keep heading in this direction?

And I'm proud to be an American / Where at least I know I'm free / I can arm myself with a hand gun / But not my toy monkey

In an alternate universe somewhere, tomorrow's headlines read "Plane brought down by two-inch monkey gun"

That's because "homophobic" isn't the right word to describe you. A more accurate word is "bigot", "asshole", or "anachronism".