The worst part of this is that it endangers people who actually need help. What happens when an actual attack or domestic dispute happens and the emergency response personnel are tied up dealing with trolls like this? Ugh. Come on humans, we're better than this.

Whatever else this rocket car might be, it is the complete and utter defense against being tailgated.

"Then we considered trying to build a rocket ship which might reach the moon."

Im going to start refering to all cars like that.

I'd like to throw this in as a contender. Well, not photography directly (although a camera trap is certainly part of it) but...it certainly makes me happy.

GOTCHA!

If that's the case, I've seen Bigfoot arrested thousands of times on Cops.

Even if they were caught they have auto blur.

Not to mention that if a real Egyptologist had solid evidence proving everybody else wrong they wouldn't waste any time in getting that shit published everywhere possible. That's the kind of thing that puts your picture in text books.

and the most elusive and hidden cat of all.......Cat Stevens

Also, they give us too much credit. I don't know any archaeologist or Egyptologist capable of agreeing on stratigraphy, not to mention capable of keeping this kind of conspiracy going for generations.

Bigfoot knows better than to walk in front of these things. Same with Unicorns and Loch Ness Monsters.

Nor will throwing them in jail cause the biggest problem ever.

"Come with me if you want to live."

But that doesn't excuse his haircut.

What these types always fail to answer is why anybody would care so much about this that they would maintain an international conspiracy to hide it. They want it to be true so badly, and who knows why they care, they will ignore the mountain of evidence against them and glom on to the tiniest shred that could possibly…

This is apostasy. The great Cthulhu will rise from his ancient city, which puts this so called "pyramid" to shame. In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming, and he will rise again to conquer all!

Not so fast ERC, we Illuminati shall imprison them without trial in our base under Denver International Airport.

As a founding member of Earth's Ruling Council, I hereby recommend that we imprison these two until we try their case at our next World-Girdling Meeting: June 32, 3151.*

My god, these rocks are MILLIONS OF YEARS OLD!!!