I OWN A NISSAN CUBE THAT SMELLS LIKE DOG, DAMMIT

A lesson about beaters from a Ferrari owner? Really?

Is this Dorsia?

Think they'll sell it to the public once the new ones come in? 'Cause Daddy likes.

The presidential limos should be required to meet the passenger car CAFE level of their year of manufacture. Lead by example!

The day has come. Jalopnik staff endorses stance. Repent, heathens, for the end of days is upon us.

A proper gentleman's sports car doesn't need infotainment. All it needs is that perfect I6 (or V12) exhaust note.

You should put a 6 leaf clover on it, a-la-futurama

Miata, because I am a bachelor and I own one. Case Solved.

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Riding gets a lot more comfortable when you know how to move with the horse. When you're above walking pace, you're not supposed to bounce up and down (that actually pisses them off). You're supposed to time your ass movement with the horses trot so you both go up and down in the same motion. Also, as said by…

Modern day:

dammit, now you all know I lied about passing elementary school

COTD

I can't hear you over all this awesome

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