These type of conversations always end one way: with the asker buying the car they wanted in the first place, because they liked that particular shade of blue.

M3 pickup? lol

....how the hell did they only get 180HP out of a turbo 2.0l engine? I mean, that's what I would expect BMW to do in the late 70s. If their power goals were only 180HP, why didn't they just make a 2-liter direct injected engine without the turbo at all?

"Most Badass Rescue Vehicle"?? MH-53 Pave Low respectfully asks you to reconsider...

You must not get winter where you live. Heated seats are a godsend

Counterargument

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long. And you have burned so very, very brightly, Maria.

Every time some dumbfuck whiteboy says some dumbfuck whiteboy shit every other dumbfuck whiteboy calls it satire like a big dumbfuck.

I hate to be That Person, but it's "guzheng," not "ghuzeng." Roughly pronounced goo-jung.

As if Tim & Eric did car reviews.