If Gen. Petraeus is selected as the new national security adviser, he will have to notify his probation officer within 72 hours.

Give the guy some credit, he murdered that pre-game pep talk. Just stabbed the shit out of it. 

Sage Steele is a piece of shit. She posts her hot takes all time on social media.

Ham is confused.

-Unions didn’t save manufacturing jobs in the 70s/80s (not necessarily their fault, I know)

So why the fuck don’t more people join unions? 

Well judging by the picture, Grigson will be headed Eastbound and Down

Which part of his government spending plan do you like?

I think you’re confusing the desire to economize with being cheap. He probably can’t find enough interest or donors for the three planned.

“An investigation by the Evanston Police Department found the use of force justified...” In other words, the police investigated themselves and found out they did nothing wrong. The fact that the victim had his own dashcam may have saved his life and his public record. I’m posting this video on my FB as we speak so my…

4 houses? New Corvette for son? Pays tax with coins?

It’s a positive step forward, however the ethical and psychological need for greater diversity in our circulating currency is needed. All people should feel represented in the most powerful aspect of our nation; money

That’s quite the #HotTake. Maybe an explanation of why it is the dumbest thing ever? It is the largest single day sporting event in the world, I think that a lot of people would disagree with you. Also, a food scene is not just “having restaurants.” It’s having a community of people who care about food and drink, and…

Maybe you’re just soft. I know plenty of people that know DD, I hear nothing but good things.

I miss breakfasts from the Broad Ripple Summer Farmers Market. Tacos, crepes, veggie bowls, all amazing.

Seriously? Do you live in Greenwood or something? Indy is awesome. The food scene is growing, the local hip-hop scene is booming, and Butler Basketball is the tits! Plus the 500, beautiful neighboorhods with plenty to do, and the MONON!

Oh, I don’t know. I was in Indy a few months ago and had very nice breakfast at Cafe Patachou.

Joey will be just fine. He’s used to carrying baggage.

It’s obviously quite flawed. They didn’t take into account for polyamorous couples or princesses living with 7 vertically challenged bachelors, which we know obviously makes up the bulk of relationships.

Considering we don’t even recognize ISIS as a nation (nor should we), what exactly do you want Congress to declare war on? An idea?