These are kids; telling a trusted adult is not a “wasted step”, and it also allows her some accommodation from the school, so she doesn’t have to ride the same bus with him or whatnot. Give the girl a break- she did nothing wrong. No one can ever be a victim perfectly enough to meet everyone’s standards.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

Oh, that. That’s just because I don’t know where Notre Dame is actually located.

Not necessarily.

Catholics should be used to consuming the same bullshit year after year. Why would Notre Dame Football be any different?

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

If Asthma was personified, it’d look like him.

This is trying way too hard. Bleach Boy is a terrible nickname, and I hope it sticks with him forever as penance for being an attention whore.

We used to fill empty windshield washer fluid bottles with the light blue Gatorade and bring them to our intramural games in college.

The ultimate fuck you to the sports leaders who threw their hats into the trump ring. so great

They need to make a decision soon on whether to cancel the season or not. It’s almost two-thirds done, and once you’re into that final trimester, you’ve gotta see it through

Perhaps they can get Hamilton Nolan in to really press on getting blood from a stone.

I’m not much for buzzwords. I just think it’s good when people can see from others’ perspectives and recognize that not everybody enjoys the same position in life.

Throughout the campaign, Trump flew back to NYC nearly every single night because he can’t stand sleeping away from Trump Tower. Now he’s got to spend four years in Washington. He hates this.

Mongooses used to be kick ass. Now they sell them at K-mart.

If you think the traffic routing is why Waze users care about Waze over google maps I think you’re missing the point.

But can it Waze?

Not so fast though. Yeah if this was a real assassination attempt and Trump slunk off like some cuck that’s total beta behavior. On the other hand, he could be running game here and operating everyone. Peacocking via a phony assassination attempt is the ballsiest kind of peacocking and takes a true alpha to pull off.

This is stupid. Pussification of America at its finest. Sorry that their words hurt some people’s feelings. Toughen up!

I’m pretty sure The George Michael Sports Machine was the best highlights delivery machine imaginable.