Do you think any Oscar©-winning actress ever used her statuette as a dildo? Shoulders are kinda wide, but even just the head would count.

That's what you think is two-faced? That's not two-faced. A guy who likes being in the spotlight seeking attention is not two-faced. It might be silly that he wanted to hype up his appearances even though he didn't really need to, but that's not two-faced.

So you're going to claim to have some personal knowledge of Shaquille O'Neal's personality, call him two-faced based on your interactions with him, and then not tell us anything about how he's actually two-faced? Come on, if you're gonna gossip and bullshit, at least do it thoroughly,

maybe, just maybe, she was assaulted.

"Stars and Bars headliner make it a place to exhibit your pent up patriotism"

while US F-22s, F-16s, surveillance and tanker aircraft supported them.

Actually we got to see Pete Carroll finally coach the Patriots to a Superbowl.

I'm absolutely livid my new computer didn't come with a serial port for my joystick
#boycottAmiga

I saw Abreu win at Calistoga last September. Dude is nuts. Absolutely fearless driver. After the race he signed autographs for his fans who ranged from middle-aged men to high school Asian girls. He must've been there for an extra hour or so. His buddy Jeff Gordon showed up, and I had five of the most nervous minutes…

Miss Lebanon didn't even spell "Israel" right in her stupid fucking post.

Miss Lebanon's first language probably uses a different script.

Dude, she's 15.

I love watching Republican commenters get angry over these kinds of comments.

I disagree. Alison Williams' backside is FAR juicier than any Big Mac. Guaranteed.

Roy Tarpley was a forerunner to the 7 foot players who had multi faceted games and became what is commonly known as stretch 4's today. The Mavs who had a fun team back then actually had two guys, Tarpley and Detlef Schrempf who were tremendously versatile. Players like Kevin Garnett and Dirk Nowitski are the natural…

One of the greatest parts of my job are the days when Tommy Craggs, in a flurry of excitement, runs over to me and says something like, "Hey Cooke, can you draw Derek Jeter getting his ass eaten out?" or, "Hey Cooke, can you draw a quick dong on the new Cubs mascot?"

It was a high-pressure situation, the cop felt crowded, the cop felt unsafe, they had to make a snap decision, and the level of force was totally justified given the fragility of the situation. You should just get off the cops backs and let them get on with their job!

What the hell? Did you talk to the NYC Marathon people about this? Great story, Sarah

Has Rita Moreno even appeared in anything that would prompt an appearance on one of Letterman's shows during the time he has been on air?

Huh.