I'd say he's done a TON of service to the NAACP, in that he proves groups like it still need to exist.

Kids? They look like they're 25-35 years old. They're 25-35 to adults who commited forgery to enter a race they didn't qualify for. Narcissistic and unethical deadbeats.

Dude these aren't young kids pulling some prank. These are grown men and women committing fraud to get around requirements, rules and payment. They are thieves who relied on forgery to do an event they didn't have permission to do. That's pretty fucking low and embarrassed. I would not employ anyone like that. Their…

I assure you, I run waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to slow to take jogging seriously. It's a victimless crime, for sure, if we can even call it that. But everybody does it? Not really seeing that here. I started running dead broke, but never thought about bandit runs. I don't pirate movies either. I guess I'm a fool, letting…

Not buying the charity angle. That's some basic bitch PR 101 bullshit. I'm just a casual runner but I know people who put a lot of fucking effort into qualifying for Boston. These people are thieves and cons. Unemployable as far as I'm concerned. Good on Deadspin for exposing them. Not kidding.

"Wait: You're telling me a guy named Doug Glanville is black?"

As a former ramp manager at Logan International Airport, I think gruntman is, pardon the pun, blowing sh*t way out of proportion here. While the lav and potable water service panels might be within feet of each other, the same person generally does not service them. There simply isn't enough time when there is a…

I think you're talking about the mistake in the last paragraph. Other than that (hell, even including that), I thought this was an outstanding piece.

Sigh. Sounds like typical Rumsfeld; no reflection, no doubts, just his way or the highway and consequences be damned. At least McNamara had a sense of self-reflection and an ability to somewhat analyze what went wrong. Rumsfeld doesn't seem to think anything went wrong.

Fuck this unoriginal loathsome comment and anyone who stars it.

Although I've always enjoyed Jim Kelly it took me until adulthood to realize just how good a quarterback he was and how tough his post-retirement life has been. Whatever happens next, may he find peace.

Frank Dreben strikes again.

I feel genuinely bad for your daughters, and I hope that they don't internalize the same aggressive and negative views that you do.

It's funny that you think a guy getting a boner when a chick is grinding her ass on his cock means that he has a "lack of control." I would submit that it more than likely means he's gay or has some sort of physiological dysfunction if he doesn't get a boner while having a (presumably) attractive female grinding her…

Maybe Rice just kicked him out because he took too many shots. Wouldn't be the first time a Kazemi got too trigger-happy.

Prayers for the families of the two who were killed. I wouldn't be surprised if Richard Petty reaches out to Chase Johnson to help him deal with the fact that he was involved in a wreck that killed spectators. During the year that Petty went drag racing after Chrysler pulled out of NASCAR when they banned the Hemi,…

This is great. Really. Some level of comment moderation/approval is clearly required.