I think I figured it out. The writers here all have an angle... The taillight fetishist, the motorsports fan, the car-buying advice guy. Erin is here for the Bad Takes column. She finds a story, then adds her own unique twist on it by finding a terrible opinion/interpretation and writes that.

Well she writes crap articles period so she’s ahead of the game

This is the endpoint of woke-opnik. There are no more articles about cars because accepting press cars is deemed an act of violence. These people only exist to advertise Amazon products now - all of the old car journos have left.

What’s really weird is that they personally write the advertisements for the Amazon deals…

“It’s one of the reasons I stopped accepting press cars, as I didn’t want a simple mistake to ruin the lives of any of my fellow Detroiters.”

It’s not extra-legal, and it’s not just about the whims of the party in power. The emergency act needs parliamentary approval, which it has received.  The protesters had plenty of notice that this would happen and those that chose to remain can live with that choice.

The entire trend of videos that are “fuck with your pet by doing X” needs to die. Some of the things are harmless but all of them encourage the attitude that pets are entertainment instead of responsibility.

I must say, the more I look at the new one, the better I like the prior gen

Glen, I found the perfect car for you right there in Jersey. A 2019 Genesis G70 with an honest-to-God 3-pedal manual. While I’ve never driven a G70, the auto press, including more than one Jalop, have raved about it. Its a Genesis, so it it has all the bells and whistles Hyundai can throw at it. Its based on a Kia, so…

I took a trip to my local hardware store’s Crime Aisle and picked up some drain opener crystals. This is crystalized lye, aka sodium hydroxide, aka NaOH. Lye is nasty stuff

Having been stuck in WY before the thing in this article i most related to was putting a building b/n you and the worst of the wind. I-80 in particular through WY is just a few hundred miles of constant wind tunnel all year long. Its uncanny.

gotta have room for those pink shorts he is wearing

There are Conservative politicians who are visibly and explicitly supporting these people - Pierre Polivier, who is using it as a way to attempt to weasel into Conservative leadership has outright stated support. The attempts to break it up have been incredibly half-assed.

DA-YAM!  Flat out skipped right over trying to Rick-Roll these clowns and went straight to Canadian gay metal.  Cheers!  The only logical next step is a flat bed truck loaded with oiled up dancers and stacks of speakers blaring the music.

We called our bus in 6th grade the Formula 1 bus. Last stickshift in the fleet. She always shifted at the redline. I lived in a very hilly town, so momentum was important. She liked to brake hard too so we would allow our upper bodies to sway back and fourth with the motions. She was doing her hard braking thing once…

If you have the HD wood trim holding your battery in it’s going to be a collectible. Just wait and see.

I’d rather the residents of Ottawa just provide homemade baked goods to the truckers and lace them with lots of laxatives. Then, lock up all of the public restrooms.

Everything except this.

6'2" - not sure if my shoulders are above or below average width, but regardless they hang way over. I actually don’t like sitting in the aisle seat because the snack carts and anyone walking by will constantly ram into me, especially if I doze off. I feel like I spend the entire flight squishing my elbows in like an…

4. Tow all the trucks to the outskirts of Ottawa and leave them in a field, with empty fuel tanks.

Yeah, I don’t understand the plan. I know the bridge only supports 45m tall vessels. But they can fit out the boat to 40m tall, take it past the bridge and finish the fit-out with it tied up outside of the harbor can’t they? It’s my understanding that this is common on larger vessels. From what I can tell, this is…