Well I guess I'm early to the party, I already own an XT. A Subaru Forester XT.

Dislike. Wonder if Subaru can sue them into not using it. Forester 2.5XT was the bomb.

Dude, is this the guy that renamed every single Infiniti Q-something? What a complete oaf. Seriously, this guy is an idiot when it comes to naming things. Oaf level: advanced.

Kill the 500x and give us the Panda X.

it's number is two hundred and seventy six. TWO SEVEN SIX! THE NUMBER OF THE VTEC BEAST!

There is an FTO in the background as well. I wanna woomp woomp that too.

Go LEDs and don't look back. They are as bright or brighter than anything else out there and don't suck up the amps. It is insane how bright the current generation of LEDs are.

"I've seen some things man....and some stuff"

It also looks sad, like it's hungry and there's no krill in these waters.

So.... A prison...

Fiat should stop overthinking it and just bring over the Panda and its 4x4 variants.

if this was about Rolling Rock they'd break their 15 year old keyboards typing an angry response.

everyone else in the world must remove their stickers at once.

He just wanted to get the cheese.

Tyler, I'm a long time lurker on Jalopnik and since the FoxtrotAlpha sub-blog has popped up I have been excited to read nearly every post. Over time I have substituted my jalopnik main page bookmark for FA and it is on my "daily read" list. I just wanted to say that your writing is some of the most informative work…

HA! Been doing this for years, and I have had stuff REMOVED from my performance review.

CB-737 Flying Fortress?

And?

Excellent article. I agree with most of it except for one slight difference...