I have a cousin who has some degree of color blindness. He’s an art teacher, which must be a bit of a challenge. Not sure if it’s intentional, but most of his paintings of humans... the humans have a pallor more common to zombies. Which is kinda cool.

I said pooped, but what I really meant, was that they’ll dump buckets of sewage on you until you wash away. Of course, you’ll never know if one of them is secretly enhanced and not saying so while holding a bucket.

I think some comments in a previous article about Femke Van den Driessche mentioned the honest benefits of using a seatpost motor out of competition. Suppose your friend, Mick is a beast of a rider; you’re pretty good yourself, but can never keep up. This means either Mick has to go slower and get a poor workout, or…

Please send the A-10 to Army and Marine aviation. The people there will love the Warthog and bathe it in lavender and cherry blossoms and make the matte paint as shiny as possible between missions of protecting the ground troops. The Air Force needs to establish air superiority, but after that, the Warthog can do its…

I really (times 5) would love to have this truck, to go next to my Dad’s 1993 stripper 2WD Toyota pickup. But with that price, CP. I’d have to cut down on my hookers and blow habit to save up for it, but then I’d be sober enough to realize the price is still CP.

My eyes are very sensitive to the environment, so if I don’t at least wash my face every day, I tear up and life sucks. Same goes with my skin and hair. I get itchy without a shower.

A smart soccer mom would jump at the chance to have a hose-down interior for her little grubchildren.

*raises hand* I blame the race officials for narrowing the finish line when holding the ribbon. They squeezed the runners into aiming for basically the center of a 3-person wide opening.

As a casual and none-too-fast runner, there’s probably 3 different involuntary reactions you could have from contact. I mean, we all kind of get jostled especially at the beginning of a race in the herd. First, you would veer away, but this wouldn’t happen in this case because maximum effort is going towards forward…

Needs more hatch.

Why does Washington D.C. get a blimp? I want a blimp protecting me! How about you? I figure each of you are pretty vital for your own existence, so blimps for everyone!

As Volcomhcky69-2 said, the Revolutionary Guard is probably doing this as a reaction to the moderates’ win in the recent elections. Why let the moderates take power with better relations with the West, when you can test some missiles and create chaos in your own country? The Revolutionary Guard might think they can…

So, the Norks are readying nuclear weapons against SK and Japan because China(!) and the US are very unhappy with Fat Leader’s behavior? Tell me again why China shouldn’t depopulate North Korea while the US and SK destroy the DPRK military for basically holding countries and trading partners hostage. If I was China,…

If you scratch off a bit of the shiny 24-karat gold plating, you’ll see the potmetal beneath. Just like the toad of a con-artist and failed businessman lurking beneath the veneer of his public image.

Jalopnik = transportation, not just cars, nibble-nuts.

Times, competitions, etc all use the Concept2 erg as the standard, but water rowers give a more natural resistance and are considered equivalent to the Concept2 mechanically for workouts. You won’t really see them at universities or other places for competitive rowing because a) expensive, b) hard to move around and…

I think you can crank up the resistance a little when doing interval training, if your stroke rate gets high enough that you start getting uncoordinated. Therefore you can put in the same effort at a lower stroke rate and keep form. You just nudge it up 1-2 for the entirety of the workout. Return to your normal…

Give the guy that gave you a pointer a break. We rower types like seeing people using the erg and would rather not see you suffering and hating life due to bad form. We love seeing people suffer and hating life because they’re erging like a champ. Watch the videos, keep your resistance and stroke rate easy and nail…

Needs hatch. No hatch, no buy tiny car.

I have a stupid question, so I need a stupid answer. Did neither the Brit driver nor the cyclists see each other? I figure blind curve + closing speed (especially for a cycling team) was the issue, but...