Turkina
Turkina
Turkina

Dear 'newslady',

Six wheels awesome! 3 wheels bad!

There's dragon porn, and then there is 'dragoning', made famous by Jalopnik. Dragon-on-car insanity.

Ugh, nasty bro-trucks. Too show for off-road, and obnoxious to boot.

Glad to know someone was thinking the same as me. A tsunami of molasses! Oh! The huge manatee!

Yes.

Mormon Assault Vehicle.

What is this goofy line in his hair? Is this where Mercedes installs the driving computer?

PCH from SF to Olympia? Then again, that might be the only tolerable climate for this car during the summer.

2nd Gear: Why would you bother with the complexity of installing a GPS device, when you could just record the mileage on the odometer and pay for it when your car is due for inspection/registration renewal? My NYS inspection sticker has the mileage written on it. This is much preferable to the Big Brother mission

That looks like a Pokeball with a pair of panties on its head.

NONONONONONO I'm going to curl up into a ball and stay on the grounded ground!

Catching any one of them would be simple. It's not like trying to discern if a passenger is sitting in a car with tinted windows cruising in the carpool lane.

Did you ask the dealer, or some official at the plant? ;) Of course the dealer is going to say no!

I'm that guy. I watched maybe 2 episodes, then quit. I figure it will be seasons and seasons of 'drama' and convoluted plotting. I'm a simple man. Give them all daggers and let the best one win. Or spoons, if you want the carnage to last longer. Just kill each other already!

#3: I guess it must be different in Canuckistan, but in the US, bait cars usually have an engine immobilizer and a door locking mechanism that keeps the perps inside (unless they smash through the window). I can't believe those Dudley Do-Rights let that whacko just keep going, as he kept causing damage and being a

3rd gear: Honda is sending a lawnmower up Pikes Peak as well? Can't forget Honda's Power Equipment division!

I could see a world where the rear wheels are solely driven by electric, and the driveshaft hump is taken up by a battery pack... Except that would require a lot of changes that Subaru isn't known for (such as modifying the CVT to eliminate the rear driveshaft).

Maybe if they stuck an inline 12 cylinder engine under the hood, the proportions would be perfect!