I'd rather have a Halligan tool for the Zombie apocalypse.

It's a feature! Keeps my Big Gulp chilly in the summer and my hot cocoa toasty in the winter ;)

Entrenching tool, aka the trench shovel?

Both of those dealerships are/were complete POS's. I remember having to explain to the service department two separate times what they needed to do, once for my Subaru, and another time for the Suzuki motorcycle none of them had seen before, yet had been in production for years.

Nah... If you live in Ottawa, go to Bank Street Kia, ask to talk to the sales manager, and shout, "This guy steals money from his employees!"

What I'd like to see from my fellow Jalops is some details on what you'd put beneath that replica 300SL skin. I'd think of some hotted-up 2JZ engine from Toyota and modern suspension/brakes.

I think the implant would be very cool and interesting for me, but unfortunately I am one of those "The nail that sticks up gets hammered down" types. The simple existence of a foreign object like that would get me poking and prodding it constantly, which can't be good :(

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I had to do some searching because I have a crappy movie memory. Of course, there would be good reasons to forget that particular film.

Need to save money on boating fuel?

Troll post is a success ;)

Listen, they call carbonated beverages there 'Coke' regardless of what the flavor actually is.

500 miles... ...in the middle of nowhere.

All these people blaming the airlines on their seatplans: Last time I flew on a 737, my thoughts were, "I hope Boeing builds the 737-MAX fuselage about one foot wider. That would be great because the airliners could put in 3 more inches of shoulder room between each seat."

I use [www.mapmyrun.com] for planning my runs and bike rides. I really don't like the hamster wheels at the gym, and would rather be outside in the air and the scenery. Of course, I'd highly recommend NOT wearing headphones while playing in traffic. Seriously bad news.

So it took me an hour to read the comments.

"I should know, I'm a plastic surgeon/sexual disfunction doctory, you may have seen my Gulf Blue Ford GT with "I heart orgys" bumper sticker."

Chased by bears?

"glorious Hudson gold"? Nope, never has been from the Hudson.

Their next project... The Wrong Trousers. Although I half-expect those jeans to be automated already.