Jesus Will, slow the hell down.

Jesus, another lockout? This is bad for everybody; except MLS.

Meh. China did it first.

I think I can jump over the hood of a car too.

Goddamn I hope people start writing shitty poetry to that stupid tree; I could use some Barbaro-level hilarity.

Against Me!

Why is Lady Gaga covering Express Yourself?

Holy shit, that would be roller derby, with cars. No one makes it out alive.

Welcome to Arizona!

Fifteen interviews and no job is worse.

@FavreFAIL: Oh, but I have on io9, and it is not good.

Getting a little tired of cocky Steeler fans.

@Bellwether Johnson: Cashews, green onions, chili peppers and oyster sauce.

@Steve U: Stop reminding me of Achewood's hiatus.

@spongeboy1985: Jesus, we get it, you like porn. Stop.

Stop.

Kevin Johnson (Phoenix Suns, NBA Jam)

@Gary Oakland Athletics: [en.wikipedia.org]

@Fallopian Tubing: I'm 1887 6046 9222

@Lt. Mark Rumsfield: Ooooh, I had forgotten about Larry Sanders. Added.