Nice report!

James K. Polk ran a 4.8 40. Not so fast today, but back then...

You know, $3000 isn't a huge chunk of racing budget. I know autocrossers who spend more than that each year on just tires.

@Number_Six: Word, yo, conservation of momentum is for bitches.

@muhnkee_2: No

I wish my car had a single cupholder. Working three pedals, a steering wheel and a shifter is not fun when a Pepsi Max is freezing my nuts.

I swear to god, that last picture looks like an imaginary Subaru 2009 SVX STI. Love? Hate? Does not compute.

If you put a toilet in it, you don't need a special drivers license to drive it!

@Lamppost: Which is what he should have said. Idiot.

HP / Displacement is for engineers.

@Chief Wahoo: Wait, that makes you gay?

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns brought to you by Diebold: This guy's estate sale? I'm just saying.

"Not that fetuses are parasites!"

Still want a Coupe.

"enormous cachet"

Watch - Clemens goes down for perjury. Because he can't keep his big fat mouth shut.

@cyclopticgaze: Yeah, things can get really out of hand over at Miniusa.com.

@squablow: Oh bullshit. 4,140 pounds is a Lotus Elise AND a Lotus Exige, on the same scale.

@Dr. Spaceman: on = one

A great sentence, is not on that ends a preposition with.