14 yard gain for one of the teams

Good game.

Nice runback!

I think I dated that blonde in highschool. Jessica?

Horses 28

I saw a Pantera last weekend. Don't know why I just thought of that...

@Mr_Sives_Remotoc: I think it is a T-top, but can't tell definitively. If it's a non-running Slicktop, then some of the guys on [TwinTurbo.net] are all over this. Just swap in a '97 transmission and a JDM twin turbo for a lighter, stiffer, track car.

Ad says the Nissan has a blown "ENGINE" not tranny. Which raises the hell-level at least ten-fold. Also, wheel police.

@skaz: Thanks Dr. Frist, maybe you can diagnose Terry here for us.

@simpsons-movie-ruled: MILK IS FOR BABY COWS!!!!!!!!!

OH FUCK YES!!!!!!

Uh, Deadspin owes me a pair of eyeballs.

@tentacles: Agreed, "burning oil?" You complain about that and you are not a car guy.

Will there be a MJD post today?

@Novaload: Everything above fair market value is a charitable deduction. Question is, what does the IRS consider "fair market value" for C6 ZR-1 #1? :)

Infiniti J30 - just too slanty

I guess he hates making money, or nobody yet told him about the purse size in MMA.

Ha ha! Prison rape! I mean, rape stories are Jezebel bread and butter these days, always making commenters feel "stabby." But prison rape, what a joke. I guess some people really do deserve to be raped.

@Mad_Science: The auction is so ridiculously bad that I thought it was a very ambitious scam with horrible execution. Like some Nigerian read that this guy died and though, "eh, what the hell, can't hurt to try." But the seller registered on eBay years ago. This would be a mother of a long con.

Sorry about the link, but the Hartford Courant has an article on the car and the auction. Try google. Apparently, a poisoned milkshake is involved.