TurdBlossom
Dr. Spaceman, Esq.
TurdBlossom

Where's that picture of the burly Yankees fan Frenchkissing the burlier Red Sox fan? Hott.

I had the Ferrari/Porsche/Lambo poster too, but it was a white Countach, a Red 328 and a silver 959.

Damn, boy's determined to go out that way. Don't forget the DNR tattoo, Hampster.

I miss my LT, Gates team from a few years ago.

These Chargers are kinda sucky looking. Maybe they need a new coach.

Thesis. Antithesis. Synthesis.

I always bring a loaf of white bread to a suckass costume party.

KSK disappeared the fantasy maid! Fascists!

Michigan v Oregon? The suicide watch bowl?

Does Fergie remind anyone else of Kirsti Alley?

Any car mentioned in a Clutch song is okay for my distopia.

Qualcomm

That little Benz roadster. It looks like a mini-batmobile.

@TBoRF: I just watched that.

@edgett: They do make up for insecurity and inferiority complexes, however.

I change my suggestion to awd Honda Element with snowtires.

The nicest ride I ever took up to Mammoth was a Ford Explorer Sporttrak. Comfy seats, and all the frozen/muddy stuff stays in the bed.