My 2 year old son LOVES hooning. I take him to do donuts and slides in a large empty parking lot near his daycare when it snows and he giggles the entire time.

Maybe get 2.. wear them like roller skates.

There is actual reasoning.

I agree.

I think I'd rather have a 4 wheel drive Miata breadbox.

Yeah. I have to admit, I really like it. The nose. The wing. even the red stripes and rims.

Oh yeah. It's all kinds of insane and I love it.

"You take the blue pill - The story ends. You wake up in your GM and believe... whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - You stay in this Kia dealership and I show you how deep the product line goes."

Learn to drive stick.

Don't drink Fireball, but I am willing. Send me a case.

Since when did Fireball become a "Man's" drink. I'm not saying it's girly, but to me, a "Man's" drink is something like Glenmorangie 18 done neat.

I didn't mean it that way, I was refering to the fact it got significantly larger over the generations, and this new 2 Series is closer to the original

'y' is sort of a vowel. If it were Shia LaBeoufy, then s'all good.

MotorAuthority reports this car will have a 2.0-liter turbo boxer (duh) four-cylinder engine, which is interesting because while details on the STI's street specs remain scarce, we've heard it packs a 2.5-liter engine. Maybe the STI's motor will be smaller after all? Or maybe this racing motor is unique from the…

Who pissed in your CornFlakes this morning?

Bro trucks and donks too.

Jokes are hard.

I think more people should light charcoal fires underneath their Dodge Caravans. Or under any other minivans.