This car won't also get stolen

Seinfeld?

I thought Infiniti's "engine partner" was Renault.

Fleet only? At least the name makes sense.

It looks like a couple of sex toys neatly stacked, one which strangely has wheels and tires, the other which also strangely has a french military aircraft roundel on it.

Dodge Shadow based Shelby CSX

Agreed. This question slightly blew my mind.

Huh. Didn't read the QOTD yesterday, but seeing the AOTD today I'd have put money on the Mini Cooper (original) and the Miata at least being on the list.

I'm with you. I prefer some Glenlivet myself. But how is whiskey flavored with cinnamon supposed to be masculine?

"A six-speed manual is also available on the turbo four, which is nice."

Not just any Shia LaBeouf wrap, but a poor quality bemulleted Shia LaBeouf wrap.

Believe it or not, I thought of this too as a response. You, sir, beat me to it. I tip my cap.

Stump-pulling leverage isn't new territory for VW diesel SUVs

Bimmer

Zed's dead, baby.

Listen. We're having a good ol' fashion, troll feedin', mud slingin', flame war here. If you want to play too, fine. Otherwise, you can take all that book learnin' up out of here.

FOLKS-va-gen. It's German.

That's Bill Brasky's D90. He doesn't need a top or windows in the snow. Hell he doesn't even need the Rover. He once pulled Chuck Norris' truck out of the snow with his bare hands while giving Mike Ditka a piggyback ride.

I promise the relative speed between his head and the rock was