2ne Gear: Can we please just stop with this? Standing next to a modern luxury car, you can't hear it idling. At speed you hear tire noise more than the engine/exhaust.

3rd Gear:

Touch what?

What's all this, then? And why have cars that have this been mistakenly assembled with 2/3 of the necessary pedals?

The Dixie Square Mall

Dude. WTF?

Travis, for reference, include the original Mercedes ad

Point, Jaguar.

To go along with your point about money not bringing back loved ones. Jail time also does not bring them back.

They have an M7. They just call it M5.

Can't wait to see it!

4th Gear, Viper investigation:

Pfffft. You could put one in a car. But where in the world would you find the metric crescent wrench needed to work on it.

Hyperloop

Yeah, I got most of the way through the list very confused by the explanations, and wondering why in the hell I'd want to pick up a girl in some of these choices. This list is stupid.

So, a pedestrian strike happened in the Bronx. Everything else in this story falls into the category of "not news"

It's really nice here. I think the high is 85 degrees. Where's your Bugs Bunny GIF now?

BlipShift is an obvious one

You mean Crosstour.

He means Crosstour.