That is a lot of torque.

Is it possible you misunderstood your car history? The porsche 928 was pretty much a run of the mill Porsche with over 65,000 being produced over its 18 year lifespan (1977-1995). You can get them on ebay for around $5,000. Restored ones might go for 25K. There is a rarer GTS model that sometimes sells for over…

number plate was probably "H982 FKL"

If the written account is accurate then the very first line of the conversation went thusly:

A cold shower is good especially for the dumb fucks that go around and pay over the sticker. They are the ones empowering this behavior and should be shunned at every corner. Having more money and being able to pay that extra is not my problem. But behaving like complete fuckers and ruining the balance between demand…

The record has to be my sister.

Perfect for texting and driving.

Ford Edge and Flex. The names are reversed.

McLaren MP4-12C. The name makes me want to hate this car.

Mitsubishi Carisma. Utterly lacking any charisma at all whatsoever.

How about this steaming pile of refuse? Buick Regal. Nothin regal about this thing. My hatred is well placed since one tried to kill me in my adolescent years. Electrical fires while driving are no fun.

Triumph Acclaim

Pontiac LeMans. Just look at it. You can imagine blasting down the Mulsanne Straight at 588MPH.

Ford Aspire. My mom always said it was because the owners aspired to own a real car...to be honest I can't think what else it would mean.

Hey. There are still 5 days left for Burnie Ecclestone to kick the bucket. Leave #1 open just in case...

We bought a Fiat last year about a week before Christmas.

I'm sure he's real sorry his choice in car isn't good enough for you.

Christmas '01 I was given a 2002 E46 M3. I had been steadily making it known how much I loved them since we saw the concept at the NAIAS (my dad and I used to go every year). I had taken care of the family's hand-me-down '90 BMW 750iL and a 1999 323i with no accidents, tickets, issues, etc and had excelled in my…

Who are you, and what sorcery is this?

#STANCENATION