Feels like a douchey Instagram Influencer manifested as a company

Easy fix if you’ve got a roll of chicken wire laying around:

3rd Gear: Now its no secret that when it comes to American vehicles I’m a Ford/Lincoln guy, but they’re really getting on my nerves. The new EV, the Bronco, the mini-Bronco, all this stuff they]re promising and we havent seen jack. I swear sometimes they just live on vaporware. Hell, it feels like they announced the…

And here’s what happens when you put a drag racer on a road course.

4th Gear: One more quality story from yet another Federally Protected Swamp Creature.

Neutral: Threesomes are tricky and it just didn’t work out. Worth the try... but stop acting like the girl you dumped in high school looking for some deeper meaning.

Remember ten years ago when people were absolutely enraged that a game might have an “always online” requirement?

I can’t unsee an evil clown face. 

...that expansion came from the moon!

Oh, its definitely the equivalent of the microwave in the break room at work. It’s an appliance that only stirs emotion in people that love for other people to know how much they care about the environment.

Neutral: I dont own one, but I would consider buying the right one. The issue with the Prius is the same one I’ve had with many of the hybrids, I despise CVTs. Also having driven a Prius, I feel its the automotive equivalent of Ramen without the flavor pack. 

Great. Now all the jacked up brodozers with their truck nuts and flag skulls are going to add some anti AT&T stickers. 

Unhinged Twitter Rant

Not to mention that there is zero national security issues at stake here.

1st Gear: Wouldnt adding tariffs go against the trade deal that Trump supposedly negotiated with Mexico?

So while the Germans churn out 500+ hp SUV’s Cadillac responds by...... Diluting the V branding.

It’s still absolutely hideous, so there’s that.

compliance!

I waited in a drum of oil for about 5 minutes, then jumped out at him. He was pretty cool about it, but he wouldn’t shake my hand.